View From Abroad

I miss the strong dollar. I can’t deny it. I do.

Other people miss nickel candy bars, leaded gasoline, Elvis Presley, Judy Garland, wide open spaces, cars with tailfins, civilized airline travel, the 60s, poodle skirts and saddle shoes, the smell of just opened bazooka bubble gum, and the dog from growing up—and I miss some of those things too—but lately I’ve really felt a keen longing for the strong dollar.

I know, nothing lasts forever, and if you don’t travel or buy foreign made goods the dollar’s strength is probably of no consequence to you. I do both, and for the past decade or so our mighty dollar has made world travel a distinct pleasure. And except for world-priced goods like electronics, everything North, South, East or West of the closest international airport has been on permanent deep discount as long as you were buying with greenbacks. Oh that pesky British Pound has always been worth more, but once you got used to doing the math, traveling in the UK was until

recently a good value if you avoided hotels like the Connaught in London.

But no more. Just when we’ve demonstrated beyond a doubt that our military can whup anyone anywhere as long as we can find them, our deficit (current accounts, budget, trade, all of them) has started to climb again along with our unemployment rate (to near European proportions), and the Bushies in their infinite wisdom have apparently decided that the answer to the ills that yet another tax cut won’t cure lies in making buying and coming to America cheaper. Thus the plunge in the dollar.

I’ve traveled quite a bit over the past forty years—in the past two weeks alone to Antwerp, London, Tokyo, Osaka, Hiroshima, and Kyoto—and not since 1968 when Lyndon Johnson begged us all to spend our money at home have I felt like such a subversive. Instead of bolstering the local economy by eating out or buying a new car, I headed off to points east and west, in the first instance to do business at bargain basement dollar denominated rates, in the later to visit my daughter who is spending the year

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